posted 50 minutes agoAug 2, 2014, 4:38 am with 83 notes
Priest: body of christ
Me: thx i been workin out
posted 50 minutes agoAug 2, 2014, 4:38 am with 62 notes
sherlocksmyth:

Hi, I’m Gwen Stacy. Welcome to Jackass.

sherlocksmyth:

Hi, I’m Gwen Stacy. Welcome to Jackass.

posted 55 minutes agoAug 2, 2014, 4:33 am with 98,617 notes

noobling:

person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?

me: 

me: 

me: image

posted 58 minutes agoAug 2, 2014, 4:30 am with 3,793 notes
I dont like labels
- almost every fucking character that canonly shows attraction to multiple genders because writers are allergic to the terms “bisexual” and “pansexual” (via adventuresofcesium)

(Source: ironicbull)

posted 1 hour agoAug 2, 2014, 4:24 am with 121,601 notes
hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

posted 1 hour agoAug 2, 2014, 4:11 am with 8,334 notes

fivetail:

where did he come from

where did he go

where did he come from

image

posted 1 hour agoAug 2, 2014, 4:10 am with 701 notes
h0nex:

Straight ppl are fuckin wild

h0nex:

Straight ppl are fuckin wild

posted 1 hour agoAug 2, 2014, 4:10 am with 30,443 notes
Baby: n-n-n
Parent: oh it's his first words!
Baby: n-n
Baby: not all men
Parent: put it back
posted 1 hour agoAug 2, 2014, 4:08 am with 208,320 notes

meladoodle:

*goes to fistbump mirror but my reflection goes for the high five*

(Source: meladoodle)

posted 1 hour agoAug 2, 2014, 4:08 am with 149,281 notes

theyre:

Make fun of your baby for shitting itself

posted 1 hour agoAug 2, 2014, 4:07 am with 219,696 notes
shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

(Source: perfect)

posted 1 hour agoAug 2, 2014, 4:00 am with 78,076 notes

christiandinoor:

69chainzzz420:

Incredible

0-100 at light speed

(Source: iraffiruse)

posted 1 hour agoAug 2, 2014, 3:58 am with 105 notes

64px:

my dad just called me phil for literally no reason

posted 1 hour agoAug 2, 2014, 3:52 am with 43 notes
sherlocksmyth:

Let’s discuss how Scarlet Witch MOVED THOR’S HAMMER.

sherlocksmyth:

Let’s discuss how Scarlet Witch MOVED THOR’S HAMMER.

posted 1 hour agoAug 2, 2014, 3:50 am with 2 notes
Daredevil piece I’ve been working on for the past two nights. It’s the Amazing Fantasy #15 cover with Daredevil in Spider-Man’s place Unfinished, but I like the way it’s turning out so far. :)

Daredevil piece I’ve been working on for the past two nights. It’s the Amazing Fantasy #15 cover with Daredevil in Spider-Man’s place Unfinished, but I like the way it’s turning out so far. :)

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